What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Someone wrote me a touching pm and it honestly made me smile, I have an inkling of who might have sent it :) thank you so much for the kind words :3 you’ve cheered me up greatly!
why people dont love themselves
This could be us but thank god it’s not
Hilarious Children's Notes With Spelling Errors
Forgive these children, for they know not what they have written.
this was me like 7 years ago
for real tho #2
these kids are cool
anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.
i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
The Best 'Expectations vs. Reality'
Sometimes things just don’t turn out exactly how you expected them to. Here are some that turned out far worse than expected!
this is just because some people suck at a lot of stuff tbh
Yeah I do the headband hair curls all the time and it works fine for me lol
Omg the first one
I’ve done the eldritch knot! It worked (after 5 tries)?
yep when i see my boner i get so hard
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.